"I'm going to line Elisa's coffin with dolphins!"
-Chelsea Engstrom
"Look at my tiny spoon!" (literally a tiny spoon and a huge cup of ice cream)
-Elisa McKeown
Natalie got hit by a bike.
Heather fell on her face.
Nat and Chels got lost for 2 hours on our 3rd day in the city yogging.
Our host's 2 year old son dressed up as Captain Featherspoon from the Wiggles jumping on the the trampoline yelling "catin Feathersoon, catin feathersoooooon, catin feathersooooooon!!!!"
Chelsea got pooped on by a pigeon in the Red Light District while on a prayer walk.
"Everyone, please close your heads and bow your eyes..."
-Chelsea beginning the dinner prayer in front of the whole base.
The staff of the base ate and didn't pay for our muffins that we made for a fundraiser so the base could by new furniture.
Chelsea and Elisa's song to the beat of the "Pants on the Ground" song...
"Poop in yo pants, Poop in yo pants, whatcha goin do when u poop in yo pants? Poop runnin down, poop runnin down, whatcha goin do when the poops runnin down.
You ganna wipe it? NOO!
You ganna throw it? YAA!!!
(Another line)
Poop on yo face poop on yo face. Whatcha gonna do when ya got poop on yo face?
The End P.S. there is a one leg shake dance move one must do to the song
Natalie growls at people in the morning
Because of chelsea's lost voice her new name is now "cackles"
Natalie- " All little kids carry around balloons as pets." Chelsea- "What?" Natalie - "Or.... maybe that was just me?" Chelsea, "Weren't you the one with imaginary friends?" Natalie- "Yes" Chelsea- "That makes a lot of sense."
"Giddy McGees....too much laughter." -Chelsea
"Why would you do that??" -Elisa as Natalie put a chocolate roll in front of her
"When you are done with that can you please milk me?" -Chelsea
We rock, paper, scissors to see who will pray for the night.
Streaking of Men.
"Hey...you wanna go to a coffee shop?" (man on a bike)
"No...cafes only."-Chelsea
Night crawlers down the hall. During quiet hours. Actually happened.
"I will smash your face into a jelly!!" (after Chelsea accidentally spit in Elisa's face during prayer time)
"MMMMMMMMM......Naaa Naaa Na Naaaaaa" (what happens during serious prayer time)
Chelsea looks like a cupcake fairy korean woman. with a unibrow.
You look like a woman...and yet a man!
Probably none of this will make sense to the real world but these have been some our funniest moments and inside jokes.
Natalie's power kick and Chelsea's night crawler videos
Pancake Bowls and Cheese Graters
9 years ago
That made me laugh so hard I cried...
ReplyDeleteRegardless of whether we get them or not, I can just imagine you girls, with all of your radiant personalities, CRACKING UP and feeling crazy joy in all of these moments. So awesome.
Miss you!!!!!!
God does His work in mysterious ways!! LOL
ReplyDeleteSeriously!! I missed all the fun! Boo. Lame plane tickets and work and responsibility! MISS YOU ALL SOO SO MUCH!
ReplyDeleteC-Dont get arrested
E-I'm buying you the LARGEST spoon I can find when you come home. (that really was the best night ever) Wasn't that the same day that trying to get you two to work on the budget was like trying to get cats to speak english? ;)
Where's Hannah in here...
Oh man I am laughing and missing you terribly reading all this and remembering some of it.
LOVE YOU ALL!